The library is open!

This is some of my published comedy writing, and I'm 100 % sure you'll enjoy them.

(Especially since you're behind a screen and won't be able to tell me otherwise.)

Little Old Lady Comedy

Real Estate Listings Or Tinder Profiles

McSweeney's

7 Ways to Hide the Release of Frozen 2 from Your Kid

The Weekly Knob

You Are Hereby Sentenced to Start Wearing a Bra

Slackjaw

Commentary By My Uncle Steve As The First Woman Advances In World Dart

The Bigger Picture

Unhelpful Motivational Posters at the Suicide Prevention Clinic

Slackjaw

Commentary By My Uncle Steve While I Watch The Historic All-Female Spacewalk Live-stream

Slackjaw

Last Words of Crash Test Dummies

Coming soon

More hilarious and published pieces!