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This is some of my published comedy writing, and I'm 100 % sure you'll enjoy them.

(Especially since you're behind a screen and won't be able to tell me otherwise.)

Little Old Lady Comedy

Real Estate Listings Or Tinder Profiles

McSweeney's

7 Ways to Hide the Release of Frozen 2 from Your Kid

The Weekly Knob

You Are Hereby Sentenced to Start Wearing a Bra

Slackjaw

Commentary By My Uncle Steve As The First Woman Advances In World Dart

Slackjaw

An Open Letter To The Academy Regarding Their Blatant Disregard For Jumanji: The Next Level

Slackjaw

Commentary By My Uncle Steve While I Watch The Historic All-Female Spacewalk Live-stream

Slackjaw

Last Words of Crash Test Dummies

The Bigger Picture

Unhelpful Motivational Posters at the Suicide Prevention Clinic

Coming soon

More hilarious and published pieces!