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This is some of my published comedy writing, and I'm 100 % sure you'll enjoy them.

(Especially since you're behind a screen and won't be able to tell me otherwise.)

Sketch

Leaving Limbo

McSweeney's

7 Ways to Hide the Release of Frozen 2 from Your Kid

Little Old Lady Comedy

Real Estate Listings Or Tinder Profiles

The Weekly Knob

You Are Hereby Sentenced to Start Wearing a Bra

Slackjaw

Commentary By My Uncle Steve While I Watch The Historic All-Female Spacewalk Live-stream

Slackjaw

Commentary By My Uncle Steve As The First Woman Advances In World Dart

Slackjaw

An Open Letter To The Academy Regarding Their Blatant Disregard For Jumanji: The Next Level

How Pants Work

I’m the Guy Who Claps on Planes, and I Don’t Know What to Do With Myself Right Now

The Bigger Picture

Unhelpful Motivational Posters at a Suicide Prevention Clinic

Slackjaw

Last Words of Crash Test Dummies

New stuff coming soon