This is some of my published comedy writing, and I'm 100 % sure you'll enjoy them.
(Especially since you're behind a screen and won't be able to tell me otherwise.)
McSweeney's
7 Ways to Hide the Release of Frozen 2 from Your Kid
Little Old Lady Comedy
Real Estate Listings Or Tinder Profiles
Slackjaw
Commentary By My Uncle Steve While I Watch The Historic All-Female Spacewalk Live-stream
Commentary By My Uncle Steve As The First Woman Advances In World Dart
Sketch
Leaving Limbo
The Weekly Knob
You Are Hereby Sentenced to Start Wearing a Bra
An Open Letter To The Academy Regarding Their Blatant Disregard For Jumanji: The Next Level
How Pants Work
I’m the Guy Who Claps on Planes, and I Don’t Know What to Do With Myself Right Now
Last Words of Crash Test Dummies
The Bigger Picture
Unhelpful Motivational Posters at a Suicide Prevention Clinic
New stuff coming soon
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